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Joke of the Day

"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""

"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else."

"I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"

"How amazing would it be if President Obama turned around and said, ""One more thing"" and then revealed the iPhone 5."

"There was a blackout in my neighbourhood last night....... The police told us to stay inside until they caught him."

"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"

"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."