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Joke of the Day

"*gets to front of unemployment line* yes I'd like to be unemployed"

"What's a pedophile's favorite kind of shoe? White Vans..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."

"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"

"Why did the tomato blush red? Because it saw salad dressing! :D Just like I saw your mom dressing Cause she's a skank Come at me, Reddit. Come at me"

"If it wasn't for morning television where would these forgotten musicians perform their 1992 hit singles?"

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."

"Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar."

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"