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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!"
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"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."
"Reddit is red. Reddit is red, Facebook is blue.... No mutual friends, Who the fuk are u?"
"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."
"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."
"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down'."
"You know, Christmas is a lot like anal... Everyone always says it is better to give than to receive, but when you do you inevitably get shit in return."
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."