128466

Joke of the Day

"what do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator."

"Static methods won't get this"

"I always get teary when I become intimate with a girl, Any idea how to deal with pepper spray?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."

"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."

"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder"

"How to explain to your parents that you are a prostitute Hey mom, remember when I said I was tight for money? Now I'm loose for money."

"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"

"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Sits down. The bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > I'd like a triple of bourbon, neat. Bartender says: > I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."