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Joke of the Day
"A real titty bar would only serve milk."
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"Masturbation Just got back from competing in the Blindfolded Masturbation World Championship No idea where I came."
"""PARTY FOWL"" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand"
"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"
"What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging."
"People who get offended when I breast feed publicly can fuck off What I'm doing is totally natural and strengthens the relationship between me and my dog"
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"
"Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot"
"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."
"[Confession] ""I killed a man"" ""Wait what"" ""Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?"""