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Joke of the Day

"Why are Asians not optimistic? Because they have a limited view of life."

"The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours. ;) if you know what I mean"

"So I walked into a bank with a bag of weed to deposit... The teller asked, ""what are you doing?"" I said, ""I wish to open a joint account!"""

"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school"

"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."

"How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age"

"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"

"I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said ""I love you"". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister."

"I overheard some women saying that guys who drive expensive cars have small penises Me: M'am, that's very inaccurate, because I drive a very INEXPENSIVE car, and I also have a small penis."

"So me and my ex never worked out I was a cancer she was a cunt.. Anything but a Virgo and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus"