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Joke of the Day

"The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours. ;) if you know what I mean"

"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."

"I'm having a very hard time believing that money can't buy me happiness. Especially since I'm constantly smiling when I have it."

"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."

"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."

"Why is sex with 92 year olds tiring? Because there is 90 of them..."

"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."

"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."