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Joke of the Day
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."
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"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"
"A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."
"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."
"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"
"What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal"