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Joke of the Day

"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"

"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"I want to live in one of those countries where the lawmakers get into fistfights"

"9 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today i asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? ... Denim denim denim"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"

"women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there"

"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"