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Joke of the Day
"You must be twins. You're too stupid to be one person. #MyBestInsult"
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"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"
"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."
"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"
"When I see stars I think of you Because you're only beautiful from a distance"
"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."