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Joke of the Day
"What keeps running and doesn't get tired? A Kenyan child."
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"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""
"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."
"So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal. I said, ""well yeah, but how did you know? And what does that have to do with my car?"""
"The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."
"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."
"what if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs"
"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."