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Joke of the Day

"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""

"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"

"Did you see the porn circus? It was fucking intense."

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."

"Teacher ""Hi, why are you here?"" Me ""Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?"" Teacher ""Yes and you're off to a really bad start."""

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."

"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"