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"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"
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"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"
"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."
"What does Donald Trump call his penis? Little Marco"
"*notices battery is at 4%* *goes into airplane mode* *turns down brightness* *exits all apps* *prays to jesus and compliments his sandals*"
"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing..."
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."
"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."
"Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him."