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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help"
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"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""
"Why do riot police get to work early? ... .... To beat the crowd."
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."
"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."
"What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!"
"What's a tongue twister? When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'"
"What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber? faint"
"Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#"