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Joke of the Day

"Football player Michael Sam got picked up by the Cowboys... He's the first openly gay cowboy since Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain."

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"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."
"Whats the worst part about a threesome? Watching your parents fuck"
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."
"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"
"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"
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