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Joke of the Day

"I often wonder how different it would be if I were to go back to grade school Not so much with the knowledge I have now, but with the penis I have now"

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"shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point at and whispre ""thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"""
"I never know how much to tip a cow."
"What do you call a squashed Italian? A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napolitano"
"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""
"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""
"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"