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Joke of the Day

"If God made everything... Is God Chinese?"

"What is the difference between a fridge and a pussy? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"

"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"

"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."

"*calls wife into the bedroom* *dims the lights* *turns on Marvin Gaye* *sexily sweeps toddler's collection of trucks off the bed*"

"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original)"

"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"

"You win some, you booze some!"

"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."