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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra."

"Thank you, U.S. Senate. I've been asking and telling people things all day!"

"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."

"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."

"Why does santa have no children? He only comes once a year and thats down the chimney."

"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"

"Sex on the golf course: Is that considered a ""hole-in-one?"""

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"