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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts? It's not my fault I'm blind."

"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"

"Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman."

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"

"Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes."

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them."

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"Cop: ""Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?"" Me: ""I've been draanking.. I've been draanking.. watermeloon.."" cop: ""surfbort"""