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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"

"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""

"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"

"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."

"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know do you serve crabs? We serve anyone sir! Come on in!"

"Some relationships can survive only online."

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."