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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter? Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."

"Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face."

"Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"

"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"

"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."

"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."

"Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people"

"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !"