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Joke of the Day
"What do mathematicians do when they are constipated? They get a pencil and work it out."
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"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"