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Joke of the Day

"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"

"C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings"

"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."

"There used to be a bunch of German soldiers in France. But they Argonne now."

"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."

"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."

"""Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say beautiful instead."" ""Fine. Can you pass me the beautiful sauce then?"""

"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"

"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."

"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"