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Joke of the Day

"saddam hussein is full of shiite."

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"

"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."

"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."

"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."

"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains"

"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."

"I love everything about writing except the part where you want to kill yourself, which is all of it."