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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."

"Don't take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."

"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"

"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""

"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"

"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"

"Women are like coffee beans: The coarser they are, the more you need to grind them, the finer they get."

"""Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?"" ""Church?"" ""K let's make 'em like that"" -- funeral home designers"

"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"