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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."
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"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."
"What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists"
"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."
"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."
"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."
"What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."
"When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote."