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Joke of the Day
"First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra."
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"The Mob Hey, guess who has both thumbs and owes money to mafia. *Gestures towards self with thumbs* *Puts on a serious face* No one has both thumbs and owes money to the mafia."
"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."
"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."
"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"
"I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane."
"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"
"New drinking game Take a shot everytime they ask ""Are we there yet"" I've gone through two bottles of vodka at mile 149"