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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"

"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender looks up and says ""Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your butt?"" The pirate responds, ""Yarrr, its driving me nuts."""

"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"

"""I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,"" I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face."

"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."

"So glad the new phone book arrived, because I hate texting the wrong number from the rotary phone in my Ford Model T."

"Want to Read a Bad Joke? A bad joke."