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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"

"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."

"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."

"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."

"Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food."

"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"

"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"

"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."

"A man starts having a heart attack mid flight... Person: Is anyone here a doctor? Vegan: I'm a vegan"

"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."