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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to discipline, I think I lack concentration camp."
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"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"
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"Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account."
"Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."