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"Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists."
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."
"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOze."
"This invitation says, ""Regrets only,"" so I'm sending them a note that says, ""My hair throughout most of the 90s."""
"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"
"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."
"How did the elephant get out of the river? Wet"
"Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say ""like this"" & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!"