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Joke of the Day

"Nerd joke nicca say wat?"

"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"

"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."

"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."

"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"

"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."

"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."

"A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best? The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea."

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"