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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig plumber? A Ham-di man! :D"
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"I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun."
"Two things you should never do: 1. Run with scissors 2. Scissor with the runs"
"what kind of pants does a monkey wear? ma-khakis"
"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."
"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"
"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."
"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."
"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."