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Joke of the Day

"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"

"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"

"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""

"Why is wheat a hillbilly grain? X/post from r/funny Because its inbread"

"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."

"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"

"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."

"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"