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Joke of the Day

"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"

"My parents always told me my grandpa was a magician. I never believed them until I saw him walking down the street when he turned into a bar!"

"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."

"Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor? His resurrection lasted more than four hours."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."

"The main lumberjack at my company does some minor computer hacking in his spare time... ...he's our key logger."

"Why do African casinos always go out of business? Because there's too many cheetahs."

"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""