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Joke of the Day
"Beer foam is the opposite of memory foam."
Next Joke
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry.... Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"
"My parents are in town and said they'd be at my house in ten minutes, and I'm wondering if that's enough time to build a moat."
"How do you make any woman wet? Liquor"
"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."
"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."
"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"
"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"
"A little boy walks into a bar... he is treated for minor concussions... it's funny cause he's a minor, laugh"