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Joke of the Day

"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."

"Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies"

"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."

"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."

"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."

"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."

"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."

"What do you call a reptile detective ? An investigator Sorry"

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"