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Joke of the Day

"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."

"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."

"The grown up version of Tetris is loading a full dishwasher."

"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"

"What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller"

"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."

"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."

"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"

"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."

"Someone told me flowers had sex organs... ....what a load of Poppycock!"