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Joke of the Day
"What does a communist prostitute do? Seizes the means of reproduction"
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"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."
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"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough."
"Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time? He's Ben Solo his whole life"
"Wearing sunglasses while indoors let's everyone know you have no business making even minor life decisions."
"During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair."
"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."