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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"
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"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."
"I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals."
"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"
"autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism"
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"
"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."
"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression. Now I'm depressed *and* hung over."