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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"
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"Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you"
"When you drink morning coffee ... You know your boss is waiting for your report. Let him wait a little...."
"The Road Runner is a pretentious, cocky fucking asshole and deserves to be eaten. Beep beep that shit, motherfucker."
"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost three days already."
"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"
"Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out."