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Joke of the Day

"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."

"What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator? I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door."

"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."

"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"

"Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model."

"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"

"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."

"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"