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Joke of the Day
"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."
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"You know how Kim Kardashian thought her butt would ""break the Internet""? I know what would really break the Internet... Nickelback should sing about Comic Sans."
"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."
"Do you know why you dont get along with cassiopeia? Cause she is petrifying gays."
"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."
"[Bar] ""What'll you have"" Scotch ""You want it neat"" No thanks *bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky* Thanks"
"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"[sketchy parking lot] stranger: hey man, can you jump my car? me: maybe if i get a running start"
"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."