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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"
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"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."
"Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left."
"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"
"""Happy birthday! "" - Oh wow! A necklace! I love- wait... Did you get me a fake diamond? ""Well, it's not really your 29th birthday either"""
"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."
"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."
"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""