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Joke of the Day

"I hope it's true that girls eventually turn into their mothers, because this girl I just ran over has a mother who's alive."

"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"

"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"If you add a long hashtag to a tweet or Instagram pic, capitalize the first letter of each word. No one wants to work that hard at reading."

"Hate when you wake up & think it's the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness"

"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."

"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."

"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."