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Joke of the Day

"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."

"Dark humour It's like a child with cancer.... It never gets old."

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"My family used to be in the steal and iron business My dad would steal and my mom would iron."

"No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks."

"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"

"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""

"What made the triangle high? Potenuse Credit: Key and Peele. I don't want to be like that kid in class."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."

"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."