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Joke of the Day
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"
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"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"
"What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals."
"New Thesaurus I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. It's also terrible."
"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"
"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."
"Never tip a cow more than 15%."
"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""
"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"