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Joke of the Day

"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"

"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."

"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"My air fresheners for insane people got turned down... They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense"

"[spelling bee finals] JUDGE: your word is ""asterisk"" KID: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: *adjusts mic* yes"

"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world The ones who can count, and those who can't."

"ESPN just did a Top 5 Greatest Comebacks of All Time and there was some guy running with a ball but like literally no mention of Jesus"

"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."