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Joke of the Day
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest."
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"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."
"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."
"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"
"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
"What kind of meat is the cheapest?.. Deer balls Cause they're under a buck!"
"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."
"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"