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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Helen Keller is on the back of the Alabama quarter? ""No, and I bet she hasn't heard about it."" ""She probably hasn't seen it either."""

"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"

"Dumb and Nobody in class... Dumb: Teacher!! Teacher!! Nobody is bothering me. Teacher: Kid, are you dumb? Dumb: Yes."

"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"

"My New Year's Resolution was to stop masturbating Well I guess there's always next year"

"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"

"There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes."

"A sandwich walks into a bar. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""

"My MILFshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard."

"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"