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Joke of the Day

"What's THE dirtiest joke you know? Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty."

"I'm starting a self-serve fork business. It's called Go Fork Yourself."

"Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory? He was halving Nunavut."

"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking his coffee before it was cool."

"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"

"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"

"Breaking Ne ws"

"My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed."

"Went to the opticians today leaving with them telling me my eye sight is better than 20/20. So when I say you look like a C*NT, i think i know what i'm talking about."