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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory? He was halving Nunavut."

"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."

"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"A car pool is an extravagant waste of water."

"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"

"What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit? The IV Drip"

"The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you."

"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."