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Joke of the Day

"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!"

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."

"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."

"A 64 years old male tourist swept away in Amazon river, where did he end up? Local Brazilian newspaper..."

"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."

"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."