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Joke of the Day

"Guy discovers Terrorist Hideout.. Reporter: So how did you catch 'em? Guy: Umm.. I just found this Charizard then..."

"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"

"Why didn't the girl cross the street? She didn't have the balls"

"Where do sperm go to die when you jack off? The sementary."

"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, get a dog."

"12 yr. old daughter: My friend Samantha said she thinks you're handsome. Me: Aww. That's cute. How about her mom? Has she said anything?"

"The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don't believe in Santa 3. You dress up like Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"

"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"