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"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."

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"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"
"Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week."
"I will gladly eat anything I find in a fridge unless you put your name on it, in which case I will be full of guilt and shame when I eat it."
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"Winter... The only time of year when 8-12 inches is used to describe something white. (Up North)"
"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"
"Did you hear about the redneck woman's husband who killed her father and her brother? Supposedly she didn't even know he was suicidal"
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