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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the redneck woman's husband who killed her father and her brother? Supposedly she didn't even know he was suicidal"

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know."

"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? step on her books with golf shoes"

"What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt."

"Did you hear about the confused question mark? He couldn't figure out how he got a period."

"Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed."

"What kind of haircut does the black judge have? Jury Curls"

"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"why do the ladies love jesus? *spreads arms wide* because he was hung like this"